I Shoulda Wore The Retainer…

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Good warning to the kids… after you spent all that money!

What If They Just Hover? 

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You’ve heard the expression, “That’ll happen when pigs fly?” Well, what if they just hover? Does it partially happen?
Just asking…

100% Dolphin Free! 

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No Sea Lions were harmed in the production of this photograph.  And, really, it’s OK – they’re escaping I titled it the way I did to be annoying.

You Are What You Eat! 

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This breed of cattle, the Belted Galloway, is so named because of the wide white band encircling their mid-section.  Because of their coloring, they’re nicknamed Oreo Cows. Well, if “you are what you eat,” I figured they must eat a lot of Oreos…

Guyardo & Geiselman
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Although these two fellas are kinda cute, this photograph is really for me. I found out that these two jackasses had the same names as the last two guys I worked for in the corporate world. What a coincidence! 

Hissy Fit!
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Every December, I do a photo shoot for a long time friend of mine who owns a pet store: Your Pet With Santa. This kitty HATED Santa and wanted no part of it. He let out with the longest, loudest hiss I’ve ever heard!

Darn Glass…

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This is Odin watching his version of HDTV. I put the feeder there to amuse him. Instead, it tortures him…  ☺

Waiting For Dinner 

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Reminds me of the kids waiting for me to come home many years ago.  As for what’s for dinner, it could go either way for her…

Nosfrogatu 

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Are you familiar with the 1922 German Expressionist horror film Nosferatu – the first “Dracula” movie? If you are, you’ll understand the title. I find inspiration everywhere…

Got Soy?

Sure Beats Crackin' My Nuts!
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I was camping in Georgia and over night some vermin - probably a raccoon - tore into my garbage bag. While I was eating breakfast I spotted this little opportunist taking advantage of my mostly empty peanut butter jar.

Peek-A-Boo! 

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Pretty much speaks for itself.  I sell a lot of these in the weeks before Father’s Day and around hunting season.

Lovers Lane
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I was at an outdoor art fair in northern Michigan in mid-October. It was really cold in the morning.  They had a petting zoo and these two little fella’s were ignoring everyone and just trying to keep warm.  I usually don’t “do” awwwww photos. But… awwwww...

No Hunting! 

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Because she’s sticking her tongue out, I was going to title it,“Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!”  But I didn’t want to have to keep saying that. And hearing it…

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I really wanted to call this " Got Milk," but a certain corporate entity objected to it - and then I started getting letters from lawyers. That'll teach me for asking for permission! This makes sense anyway. After all, he wants the dairy farmer to keeps his hands off his wife's udder...

Bold Shadows, Interesting Textures - And A Few Laughs!